Seed Project POV

My theme for my seed project is "Bad Trends of Today."  The name of my seeding company is going to be "The Horrible Trend Seeding Company."  The theme for my first seed packet is going to be 50 Shades of Grey.  I was thinking of having "Grow Your Own Tacky Books" on the front of the packet. My second packet is going to be the overuse of hash tags on Twitter and Facebook.  On the packet it will say "Grow Your Own Unnecessary Hash Tags."  My third seed packet is going to be a zombie apocalypse and how people think one is occurring right now.  It will say "Grow Your Own Unreasonable Theories."  On the back of each seed packet there will be a short paragraph making fun of each of the trends and directions on how to "plant" the seeds.